I consume a responsible amount of water.

Although if you’re going by recommended guidelines, I could stand to get more.

My hallucinations are unlikely to result in a lawsuit.

On top of that, I have deep experience working in high-complexity, high-regulation spaces (healthcare, finance and government), balancing those requirements with user centricity.

My responses to your questions will always be more whimsical and fun than ChatGPT’s.

I believe the strongest products and experiences are built by humans who care deeply about solving human problems.

I promise never to never tell you what you want to hear just because you want to hear it.

In my role, it is my responsibility to synthesize often competing goals—those of stakeholders, users, and the broader business—into a cohesive, winning solution. I am a strong communicator and collaborator, and I understand that effective leadership sometimes requires offering a respectful alternative point of view in service of a better outcome.

I am reasonably less likely to start a world ending AI apocalypse.

I feel that this is self explanatory, but if you disagree and would like to talk about it, let me know.

Bonus: I am very good at my job.

With over 15 years in the field, I am adept at building design strategy and vision, solving complex problems, and leading teams. I love what I do.